Sunday, 25 April 2010

  • The Neighborhood Bicycle

    Okay, so I have a fuck buddy who I see for booty calls every now and then, his name is Keith. We have a long history of foolin around together, about 5 years worth of history. However, never once have we ever came close to being in a relationship.

    Well I went out to see him last night and we went to a local bar. Somewhere in the night he disappeared to the store and his best friend of ten years decided to keep me company while he was gone.

    The best friend who I was talking to ended up leaving for a second, and I started talking to another group of people. A few minutes later I feel a hand around my waist and someone whispering in my ear. I thought it was Keith, but when I turned around it was the best friend.

    This guy turned me on so much, and I think Keith could sense it. He ended up leaving us alone so that I could keep talking to his best friend. We had a good connection in our conversation, I know I wasn't just imagining it. When I found out he was Dominican and spoke spanish, I knew right then and there that I had to have him.

    SO - Last night I spent the night at Keiths house because I didn't wanna drive home drunk. Unfortunately, nothing happened between us...no sex, not even a BJ. We just went straight to bed.

    The moment I came home I went on Facebook and found his friend. Surprisingly he was online and we talked for a good while. I KNEW I hadn't imagined a connection between us.... tell me why I have his number now, and we are flirting like crazy with each other?

    Now, I should know better than to mess with two friends. They have been best friends for 10 years, and I have known Keith for about 5 years. However, Keith says that he is moving to another state in a month. So the question is, should I mess with his best friend, or should I not go down that road? I am treading very dangerous waters here, and this could end up disastrous... Yet I still have a feeling I'm gonna get the best friend, I must have a taste of him!

Thursday, 15 April 2010

  • A Shocking Confession



    Whenever I get drunk, I get really horny.

    Everytime I drive my car and then get out, I use the window to close the door. Then, if I go to a store, I use my sleeve to open the door. I do this because I get shocked every time I get out my car if I touch the wrong thing.

    Tonight, ahora, I'm drunk. I lost my lighter and was looking through my car in the blindness of night to find it. Instead, I touched something underneath my seat and got shocked.

    It turned me on. I miss being slapped in the face, getting spanked, getting my hair pulled...

    Who wants to fuck tonight?

Monday, 22 March 2010

  • Misses Officer

    The other night I went to my Ex Boyfriends house to go pick up some Roxy Pain Killers. He was the last Ex Boyfriend I had, and that was literally a year ago in April 2009. We had dated a long time ago once before for a short while when I was a freshman in high school.

    Anyways, when I dated him a year ago he had just gotten out of jail. When I broke up with him, he ended up going back to jail (surprise, surprise!).

    When I went to go pick up the pills, I had expected him to have company over, but when I got there he was home alone. Soon after I popped a pill he was climbing on top of me attempting to seduce me. I had a cold and wasn't feeling well, so I turned him down. However, he knows how I work and persuaded me to give him a back massage with the offer of returning the favor. This led to me taking my clothes off, baby oil being rubbed into my skin, and his dick between my legs. Next thing I know I'm fucking him.

    It was so refreshing, that I decided to come back again tonight for some more action. Unfortunately, his good friend decided to show up unexpectedly and unexpectedly twat blocked me.

    After I bitched him out a little, we began discussing the sexual fantasies we would act out once we saw each other again. The following conversation ensued:


    Me: maybe you should blindfold me

    Me: I have never been blindfolded before
    Me: or handcuffed
    Me: I think I would like that
    BriaN: im not allowed to handcuff any1
    BriaN: it says it on my parole papers


    **On a complete different topic, I was driving along today when I happen to see my current new lover, Obe, walking down the street. I pulled over and said hello. I'm pretty sure he didn't believe that I had unexpectedly come across him like that. Oh well.**

Saturday, 20 March 2010

  • Up Chuck & Penis Should Never Be In The Same Sentence

    So, the other night I was super horny but unfortunately, on my period. Still - I wanted to see my new midnight lover and play a little hanky panky just for fun, so I called him up. We didn't have sex and I didn't take my pants off, but I did end up blowing him. Twice. And you know what? I enjoyed it. He totally deserves it, because unlike certain people from my past, he appreciates a good blow job and doesn't make it seem like a chore.

    Anyways, after I gave him the ultimate blow job and finished him off by swallowing his load, we decided to smoke a cigarette together before we parted ways. I had a short little conversation with him that basically stated that I don't want a relationship and I think we should both be fuck buddies. By the end of said conversation, he was hard as a rock again. So, I blew him again.

    However, this time I got so into it I got a little carried away, AND - next thing I know, I can feel myself about to up chuck. I have about 2 seconds to decide what to do about it, yet there is nothing I can do to stop it. So what would any normal person do in this situation?

    That's right ladies and gentleman, I continued sucking his dick, closed my mouth around his entire shaft, and for a moment let his member swim around in my pool of vomit. Then, as quickly as possible, I swallowed it all back down. The sickest part of it all is that he moaned in pleasure at the unexpected warmth upon his penis and I swallowed a steaming pile of semen along with the vomit.

    I continued sucking him off vigorously to ensure that I hadn't left any evidence of the horrific act that had just took place. I then procceeded to dismiss him from my prescence and get the hell out of there!

    I still don't think he knows what happened to his manhood. And hopefully, he never will.

Thursday, 11 March 2010

  • Guess Whose Back? *UPDATES!*

    A lot has happened since I last updated. I have been avoiding this site, because an aspect of it is rather hard to talk about.

    So for one, I stopped seeing "the new guy" Shawnn, after the second time I saw him. He kept blowing up my phone and I was losing interest so I just told him to fuck off.

    The Lifeguard guy I had a crush on? Well I dropped the class and never saw him again.. but that's okay, because -

    I had been seeing Christian for about a month and a half. Something very bad went down between us the last time I saw him, and though I don't wish to delve into it just yet, he hurt me bad - which never happens anymore, I don't let men get to me... accept him. So I refuse to speak to him.

    A week after the last time I fucked him, I fucked an old rebound fuck buddy who adores me but I constantly neglect and only call him up when I need to get laid. Keith is very sexy, very awesome personality, but I just can't feel it. So I fucked him a week after Christian.

    However, Keith becomes boring to me very fast because we always have the same old routine. So a couple days after that, I ended up meeting this fine ass Papi. This guy was really into me, so a week later I decided to chill with him. I promised myself I would wait until the next time to fuck him, but what can I say? I'm a Gemini and therefore, very impaciente. So I fucked him hehe... and may I say, it was AMAZING!

    I have been wanting to fuck someone new for awhile, someone who was Latino and amazing in bed. And he was these things, let me tell you. I have been fucking him all this week.

    So, that is my update. I will go into further detail on the whole Christian thing and new Papi I am fucking (Obe is his name) some other time. Just wanted to let ya all know I was still alive and out there having fun!


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