So, the other night I was super horny but unfortunately, on my period. Still - I wanted to see my new midnight lover and play a little hanky panky just for fun, so I called him up. We didn't have sex and I didn't take my pants off, but I did end up blowing him. Twice. And you know what? I enjoyed it. He totally deserves it, because unlike certain people from my past, he appreciates a good blow job and doesn't make it seem like a chore.
Anyways, after I gave him the ultimate blow job and finished him off by swallowing his load, we decided to smoke a cigarette together before we parted ways. I had a short little conversation with him that basically stated that I don't want a relationship and I think we should both be fuck buddies. By the end of said conversation, he was hard as a rock again. So, I blew him again.
However, this time I got so into it I got a little carried away, AND - next thing I know, I can feel myself about to up chuck. I have about 2 seconds to decide what to do about it, yet there is nothing I can do to stop it. So what would any normal person do in this situation?
That's right ladies and gentleman, I continued sucking his dick, closed my mouth around his entire shaft, and for a moment let his member swim around in my pool of vomit. Then, as quickly as possible, I swallowed it all back down. The sickest part of it all is that he moaned in pleasure at the unexpected warmth upon his penis and I swallowed a steaming pile of semen along with the vomit.
I continued sucking him off vigorously to ensure that I hadn't left any evidence of the horrific act that had just took place. I then procceeded to dismiss him from my prescence and get the hell out of there!
I still don't think he knows what happened to his manhood. And hopefully, he never will.